Pirates of the Carribbean
SUCKED. ARRRRRSE. let me name the ways:1. the plot was way too thick with overly complicated story-lines --> the BAD PIRATE inunciation didn't help ONE bit, especially to a theatergoer int eh VERY last row...*bastards, turn up the freakin sound! or put on captions!*2. the pace, in result of the 2093482342323 plots it had to juggle around, suffered REMARKABLY. there was no pace. BOGGED DOWN. BORING. 3. TOO LITTLE JOHNNY DEPP, TOO LATE.... he was intorduced AT LEAST 20 minutes into the movie. CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW is what MADE this franchise worthwhile in the first place~ don't turn Keira Knightly and her barracuda jaw into something more than she was and is to this series: a novelty. PS. i will never take orlando bloom seriously ever again after Troy. 4. too long too long too long too long... forgive me for sounding repetitive, but... TOO FREAKIN LONG. TOOO FREAKIINGGGG LONGGGG!!!!! i fell asleep! FOR 20 MINUTES! AND DURING AN ACTION SCENE MIND YOU! i NEVER fall asleep during movies at the theater....It's hard to imagine that the horrid sequel to the stupendous first Pirates made a BILLION dollars worldwide. it's even MORE sickening to think that another billion people will waste 3 hours of their life on this crap. PEOPLE, BOYCOTT THIS MOVIE AND RENT IT INSTEAD! (what the hell is up w/ bad 3rd movies? Spiderman 3 was sorta disappointing, albeit still LEVELS better than pirates 3, Shrek 3 sounded and seems and was reviewed as LAME.. and now this? pirates 3 - complete DUD. ouch. hoping that Harry 5 won't prove to be in a same rut!)orrrr, just suck it up, and do what i did, fall asleep when johnny depp is not on the scene and miraculously wake up when he is. it's not THAT hard considering the man is just DELISH!