Sunday, March 02, 2008

coming out of the closet...

was my plan after watching "The Other Boleyn Girl." the thing is, it was a trashy, mainstream movie with only the three HOT HOT HOT leading stars as its effective bait. The story, based on the best-selling book, which I have not read, was as tabloidy as anything i'd ever seen on historical England. Absolutely no class, and really, no truly sympathetic character, minus maybe Catherine, who's mole made you feel sorry for her no matter what.

otherwise, you could only admire how they could have gotten both natalie portman and scarlett Johansson in such close proximity. It must have been SOME kind of dream for all males to watch.

There are five women who I would be willing to turn gay for and face hte wrath of hell. well. hypothetically speaking...

in no particular order:

Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie, Monica Bucelli, and mmm, yes, Meryl Streep.

and while we're on the subject, men i'd bed without question? (again hypothetically speaking...)

Daniel Craig, Brad Pitt, Jake Gyllanhaal, Patrick Dempsey, and the guy from the movie PRIME.

oaf.

ANYWAY.

i've been doign pushups and now my arms ARE butch! LIARS!

this is hte most superficial post EVER. my head hurts from doing crossword puzzles.

i miss pokemon.

bye.

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